Might as well just go back to sleep
-2
0
133
My catty witch of an aunt is gossiping about the neighbors again
18
8
1124
If I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan.
14
0
572
In my case it's more like 48 minutes
27
14
1193
I call him Moriarty
14
3
619
Aight. Extra undies it is, then.
0
3
93
"What do you want for your birthday?"
24
3
1030
When you're an introvert and you want attention from your favorite person who is also an introvert but they're currently burned out on socializing and have secluded themselves
6
0
334
New friend
15
5
571
My aunt's dog perpetually looks like he's tired of everyone's shit
16
2
731
My niece's new catch phrase
13
0
188
What happens when you're in the bathroom & your nephew is a cat
0
3
209
When someone asks me if I know how to dance
34
15
1833
Send help
19
3
752
As soon as I get to work this morning a coworker tells me he found something that reminds him of me, then shows me this.
4
4
171
My plans for tomorrow night
16
3
791
When your boss thinks he's funny
9
4
503
Let me play you a song I call "I wish I was dead".
2
6
140
Lunch with my mom's family full of people with narcissistic personality disorders
21
15
1405
"Sorry I was late, I had to take a bunch of pictures of my cat."
20
5
1110
Gah!
23
4
962
.
13
5
459