BahamutsKnight

7108 pts ยท November 10, 2013


"This is your public profile. Write something about yourself!" Imgur said. "Don't tell me how to live my life," I replied.

If there isn't, you should get on that and let us know when you're a millionaire

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

With their #15 pen! HEYOOOOH!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something something "never take me first dollar"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many genius minds think themselves crazy, while many crazy minds think themselves genius. An interesting conundrum if you ask me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn...that url makes this WAY too hipster for me...and I live in Portland, for cryin' out loud

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your style reminds me of the Clone Wars Animated Series. Incredible work!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically your body gets so overworked that you lose control of certain organs which would otherwise hold back the waste

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Actually this is a common occurrence, called "runners diarrhea"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man with these you could etsy the shit out of people like me, making us poor but so nostalgically happy all at once

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Because a single dad with a cute well-dressed kid is serious babe-magnet. It's basically the next level up from carrying around a kitten

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I might be wrong... but I think purple is a color

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The books were better (as is usually the case) and were waaaay darker. Like the original TZan murdered tribesmen left and right in gory ways

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah dawg, thats downtown with all the homies. E'ry gangsta knows that, yo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So what you're saying is, the bad flavor blu you away?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*the article's headline

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See, the article makes it sound waaay different than it was. I hate it when journalists do that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like pimples on earths buttcheek...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

From what I hear, OP owns a castle up there

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, it's not even a paragraph...I can hear English teachers weeping for you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cue imminent rain storm summoned by the voodoo of the car-wash

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whale whale whale, what have we here?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They look like toys. The y don't really look like real people

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TIL i never paid much attention to this, and now I see that her face WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS FACE. Wtf Disney, wtf

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

It excited you that much, eh? Whatever floats your boat, I guess

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry. He was rejected when he told the rest of us he... I cant say it... He said...he said he hates maple syrup!! Oh and now he's ugly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christianity and Catholisism, too. Just look at the crusades, Manifest Destiny, and the conquest of South America...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keep in mind that spreading the hate only keeps the blood flowing in the streets. "An eye for an eye..." and all that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs so many more upvotes...but sadly I only have the one

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0