BasicMojo

12778 pts ยท August 25, 2015


I'm a millenial. Blame me, bitches.

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7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I've been using it as a coaster!

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I shared this theory almost word for exact word with a friend the other day. Uncanny when you run across that stranger whose brain apparently works the same way yours does lol

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean these days? Could be fuckin' anything

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At this point actual, truly intelligent AI could be built and it wouldn't matter. The well's been poisoned. The bad apples aren't spoiling the bunch, they *are* the bunch. Time to stop funneling money into the slopware and its infrastructure and move on to the next tech innovation. Maybe something that doesn't steal people's hard work and information or speedrun environmental decay this time, just to shake things up. I ain't holding my breath.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

At least we know what that mouth do

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is always morally correct to poop on company time

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah like the Annoying Orange lowering flags after defunding her charities

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Make it less gay" is so fucking hilariously 90s, imagine the world we could live in if people loved and accepted themselves as much as they performatively hate others also je voudrais some sauce pretty please

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take a Motrin, hydrate, change your socks

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Holding an action, yes. What the books don't have is rulings on combining spell effects, outside of very specific interactions. So that part would be DM's discretion.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are pathologically incapable of passion. You think what matters is the final product, the end result. Shit it out quickly, as much of it as possible, as fast as the robot will allow. You cannot understand what it means to create, and that is why you feel unfulfilled. That is why you must steal, and warp, and pervert. You think that sheer volume will bring you the recognition you crave. It will not. Art by digital gestalt is no art at all. It is soulless and empty. Just like its "creators."

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You gotta remember, everyone and their grandma was making webcomics back in the mid-2000s and 95% of them used this extremely low-effort digital drawing style and recycled the same half-dozen tired punchlines between them. The weak perished, the strong survived, and the mediocre rode coattails long past their expiration dates.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At its best, an extremely difficult optional boss should be a way for those of us psychotic enough to enjoy that kind of thing to get some extra value out of the gameplay. It feels like appreciation for and a test of your time spent on system mastery. That said, for the ones that are just "play this over and over again until you've memorized the attack patterns," I agree with you. It's why I have such a love/hate relationship with the base Simon fight.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A SEXY decillion, you say

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#17 I have two recent instances of this phenomenon
Pulsar: Lost Colony. We named our ship The Dump Truck. Game censored the word "Dump," so now it's forever canonically known as The Fuck Truck.
Friend recently changed their display name to Kill the Squill, many Steam games show it as "**** the Squill" which is of course much funnier

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This call/response has a very "why did the chicken cross the road" energy to it

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now, a castle *in* a forest... that's that good shit

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh, this has definitely not been approved by the Vatican

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#46 do 4X games increase or decrease suspicion

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 bun buns

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#48 might I recommend Storebound? Singleplayer or co-op up to three players, the plot is basically "a sentient Wal-Mart is trying to kill you"

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#10 I like the spirit of the thing but by Iwata's ghost, if you're gonna do this then help me solve the thing yourself instead of looking up the answers online, I promise it's more fun for both of us that way

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

"MUH TOLERANT LEFT"

Fuck you and fuck off

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh come on he missed the perfect "we weren't a good fit" joke in there

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can and should apply logic to kids' movies because logically consistent stories make intuitive sense, are more digestible, and promote rational thought. I hate this myth that the same standards of quality we apply to adult-oriented media shouldn't apply or don't need to apply to kids' content, because what? Kids are stupid? Kids won't notice? Kids need flashy distractions more than they need intellectually stimulating entertainment? What an insulting attitude.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The whole "backstabbing the book" bit was complete genius lol

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know the second one is for sure, Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We use "YOU SEEM TRUSTWORTHY." and some variation of "the Shadow. The Shadow? The Shadow!" all the time

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0