Batty

3851 pts ยท March 26, 2011


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"The answer, of course, depends on how hard you throw the swallow."

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Paige.... YAAASSSSSSS >:3

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#27 Sadam Andler

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We're the only species of primate that was so stressed, all our fur just... fell out.

Absolutely unprecedented levels of species-wide mental anguish right there.

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Across the planet, portals rip through the fabric of reality.

Demonic warriors, horned horrible and crimson-skinned, gaze upon the state of Earth.

They quickly close the portals, not wanting anything to do with whatever has gone wrong with this timeline.

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"I am a legit snack!"

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My pleasure, in that case here's the other two in the set for various scenarios ^_^

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Counterpoint, if they can't take me at my oversharing they don't deserve me anyway and it's a good thing to get that out of the way early :3

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Don't forget'cher carrots!

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The aliens had just arrived in the solar system, bringing technology that would allow the humans to live in utopia never imagined before.

They intercept signals from a random satellite, and this is what plays before the entire delegation of hyper-advanced entities.

They turn back around, silent across the command center, and plot a course back whence they came.

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