3851 pts ยท March 26, 2011
"The answer, of course, depends on how hard you throw the swallow."
Paige.... YAAASSSSSSS >:3
#27 Sadam Andler
We're the only species of primate that was so stressed, all our fur just... fell out. Absolutely unprecedented levels of species-wide mental anguish right there.
Across the planet, portals rip through the fabric of reality. Demonic warriors, horned horrible and crimson-skinned, gaze upon the state of Earth.They quickly close the portals, not wanting anything to do with whatever has gone wrong with this timeline.
"I am a legit snack!"
My pleasure, in that case here's the other two in the set for various scenarios ^_^
Counterpoint, if they can't take me at my oversharing they don't deserve me anyway and it's a good thing to get that out of the way early :3
Don't forget'cher carrots!
The aliens had just arrived in the solar system, bringing technology that would allow the humans to live in utopia never imagined before.They intercept signals from a random satellite, and this is what plays before the entire delegation of hyper-advanced entities. They turn back around, silent across the command center, and plot a course back whence they came.
"The answer, of course, depends on how hard you throw the swallow."

Paige.... YAAASSSSSSS >:3
#27 Sadam Andler
We're the only species of primate that was so stressed, all our fur just... fell out.
Absolutely unprecedented levels of species-wide mental anguish right there.
Across the planet, portals rip through the fabric of reality.
Demonic warriors, horned horrible and crimson-skinned, gaze upon the state of Earth.
They quickly close the portals, not wanting anything to do with whatever has gone wrong with this timeline.
"I am a legit snack!"
My pleasure, in that case here's the other two in the set for various scenarios ^_^
Counterpoint, if they can't take me at my oversharing they don't deserve me anyway and it's a good thing to get that out of the way early :3
Don't forget'cher carrots!
The aliens had just arrived in the solar system, bringing technology that would allow the humans to live in utopia never imagined before.
They intercept signals from a random satellite, and this is what plays before the entire delegation of hyper-advanced entities.
They turn back around, silent across the command center, and plot a course back whence they came.