BeardedGhost

3198 pts ยท July 2, 2016


The whole thing is like an Oxyclean commercial... "But wait, there's more!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upset? Try any sort of nuclear power engineering. Units are interchangeable, deal with it.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Absolute zero is much cooler than anything else.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks captain obvious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Yeah, I got that part. At least the sources are listed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I've heard of reposting but recommenting...

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

Never trust a man with two first names.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least your DMV has chairs. Some sadistic freak replaced ours with que lines and claimed it "cut wait times in half."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next time you see him be sure to drop off a few rip its and a couple cans of Copenhagen. And maybe a pack of crayons for a snack. Semper Fi.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Literally, no. Respectfully, yes. It's not black and white.

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

I'd run out of wall space if I did that with every idiot at work.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maintainer

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Government work section. Not post office though.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Supposedly the biker "cut him off" coming up to the red light and 'ol whiskey dick decided to take matters into his own hands.

9 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 1

I work in the same section as that guy used to. He "retired" shortly after this came out. Day drinking + road rage = bad decisions.

9 years ago | Likes 515 Dislikes 1

Delta knows all about that light chop.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The Outer Limits: Caught in the Act Season 1 Ep 15

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And for the other two, take motrin and change your socks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not take the time to see Grand Canyon, Vegas, and LA? Add a few days for some places you need to go see.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is the way children function on a daily basis.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cupcakes use batter, pastries use a dough.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pastries are made with dough. These have what appears to be a batter type substance =/= pastry.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Enjoying a brisk 84 here in Arizona today. You can have your snowbirds back, by the way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1