My bestie hates how I cut my sandwiches.
Well that's not good.
My Star Wars Day present to myself came just in time!
BREAKING: Chip Skylark has confirmed through his publicist that the My Shiny Teeth singer will not be performing at the Trump 250.
Look at them slurping it good.
He made it, everyone. Now he lives among the stars.
Why are these the only three gifs for glitter on a website that hosts billions of gifs?
This not at all skeevy Amazon ad.
Hol up
I made dis
I heard we’re doing nostalgia today?
An arteest.
They're toasted.
I'm not a baker and I've been dealing w terrible anxiety. But, I baked a Pineapple Rum Cake from scratch. I feel like I won a battle.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
An Ottomanhandler!
Amazon trying to sell me the chanclas that beat my ass in the 80s, for $54.