I'm taking 3 classes online this summer. Hasn't failed me yet, and all I had to do was twice the reading on the 1st week.
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I swear I won't chew my sutures again! You can trust me!
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[OC] Mikka, the flashy Dwarf duelist with a Finnish name. I only realized I had painted a Swedish flag on him after I was really happy with how it turned out.
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RIP the Smith-Mundt Act in 2013.
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Law enforcement will protect you!
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I only thought of this because I constantly hear this online, and maybe I'm just lucky that I like my not insane family.
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I'm a fan of the free internet, but you do realize that it's the FCC control of the internet, right?
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I've seen quite a few instances where people pay $12,000 for surgery for their dog.
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I planned ahead for this.
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It's a shitty situation, but it's not totally blameless.
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"Family Halloween costume" is now "Cosplay". No. You go to a con and dress up, it's cosplay. You dress up on Halloween...
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My wiener
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Something is telling me I should just leave my contacts in tonight...
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No one appreciates this if its your dating profile
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The Twin Cities transit system really has its stuff together.
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My Dachshund is the master of hiding when she's in trouble.
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When I update my online dating profile picture after I've been working out and get matches from people who are obviously models.
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Good... let the treats flow through you
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"Don't look directly into the Sun during a Solar eclipse" they said. I got to look at something bright while looking up for once
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Cancer sucks for no matter who it affects... But my neighborhood is the best I've ever lived in and steps up for everyone.
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Especially when it comes to dating. You fake it in your 20s. You realize fuck that shit and make it in your 30s.
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My position on immigration to the US is pretty simple:
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Re-watching again. "I'll finish it this time"
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My house right now
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It doesn't happen often, but when it does...
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My Dachsund is totally not trying to summon something while she's sleeping
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First World Titanfall Problems
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Look at any website showcasing perfect engine. Then look at any website showcasing the perfect girl.
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My local grocery store has ears of corn on sale for $0.10 each.
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Low cal fuck you red meat.
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Nuclear power is bad. So let's burn rare earth minerals and throw millions of tons of carbon into the atmosphere to compensate.
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And it could happen to youuuuuuu
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I guess this makes me the Donald Trump of sales in the Midwest.
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VV Long dog go does a heck in good protect.
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As a bonus, I get to have fun with my nieces and nephews, plus an amazing Easter Dinner.
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It honestly isn't cheating! We're supposed to find X about our field. Not my fault that youtube did the research for me already.
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Zzzzzzzz
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Babushdachshund
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I mean... Do you know how impeachment even works?
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I volunteer to be bumped every time I fly. It's saved me around $4,500 for being mildly inconvenienced.
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A Marine needs their daily diet of all the colors.
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"Can I have a piece of bacon?" No motherfucker, I made 10 strips for 5 sandwiches. If you "have a piece" you'll eat 4, Jeff
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Always a valid protest
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Not to mention how many hundreds of dollars it's saved me on my electric bill since then
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Me, according to my roommate
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me_irl
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To the protestors and the shitshow involving the Trump rally tonight.
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MFW Niel Degrass Tyson making fun of anti Trump supporters hits the fron t page of reddit.
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I checked facebook for the first time in a few months:
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For the last 6 years I've been putting my tax refunds to good use
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Scumbag Beenjo
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Any movie that Tom Cruise is in.
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This is for my roommate. Love you buddy!
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Minnesota State Fair Food
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She just shocked herself by chewing through the power cord to my xbox.
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I'll show you "funny" images.
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The Steam summer sale has started.
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She just ran into my xbox and broke it. I still can't be mad at her...
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How to remember his name
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