Beldame

810 pts ยท August 11, 2015


...I dunno, I remember the false mother with a wooden tail freaking me out.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Tienimen

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

They 100% are. Well, 95%. Still more than worth it!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have saved the vast majority of these, and this one twice.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am stalking all your meme dumps back through time now, btw.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have something against brick, but apparently I'm in the minority in this thread.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Get you someone who can do both <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In what order do you think complaining and downvoting usually happens?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My mom's puppy sounds like something scratching and wailing from a survival horror if you leave him alone in a room for a few seconds.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it isn't banned, it isn't cheating, it's clever!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did you miss the "consisting of"? It's right at the start.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See that's not how people actually use the word though so it sounds like a definition someone made up to win an argument.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diffusion of responsibility: it's not a bug, it's a feature! :P

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. ...though I think if I were in charge of collections I'd have to assume a newcomer came just to drop it off, still kind of amusing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leaving the "tips" as church donations is kinda brilliant actually, but only if you figure out the right church.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trial by Hornet!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I am gentleness! I am the sunshine!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, money. Money is an excellent defense to a defamation suit, especially when your company has it and the person suing you is unemployed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine being the poor scapegoat who got framed for murder by a koala.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the male Spartans don't need 50% of their equipment then why does the military spend so much more money on them?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I Wanna Be The Girl

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 I am the creepy/insecure bitchmonster :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smh for all the people who didn't pay attention in Lego Class

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A friendly desert community, where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, I don't disagree. I was just pointing out the good idea that got us here. :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a functioning democracy, the progressive's job is "make things better" and the conservative's job is "keep things from getting worse".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

"her plotline involves having to clean up the mess left by the last planetary explosion."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0