464 pts · May 3, 2013
I'm a nervous, awkward, quiet, and just shy guy. I want to post things on here, but due to my personality, I'm too afraid.
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
"What do you call Negative One sitting alone in an empty room?"
"They're showing Hail to the Chimp!"
"apologized once he’d had time to sit down and reflect." - Colin Mochrie (2)
"Our top story today; a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit made completely of mirrors. The police said the man (1)"
"If you can dream it, you can do it!"
"Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai."
I grew up with that show. Liked it for the first season, then I just stopped watching it. I mean, it wasn't BAD in later seasons, but still.
My birthday as well! I'll be turning 22 next week, along with my twin brother. So there's a possibility we'll get two cakes. :D
You need Bob Loblaw.
You fool, why should I share the treasure with anyone?
"Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!"
Oh thank you, Mr. Blow-the-picture-for-me!
*Inserts tape* What?!
...Not that I know of.
"You see folks? I'm wearing an adult diaper! LOVE ME!"
Sure, I'll go explore! Let me just get my brown pants.
Also, what keeps the planet spinning (uh)?
Let's... Kick some ice!
There are 71 unnecessary X's. Just.... Wow.
And I didn't even read the license plate.
It's actually an optical illusion.
Oh my god! DAMN YOU SNOW!
You've just made an enemy for life!
"No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave."
You wouldn't shoot a policeman and steal his helmet.
"Don't you have work?"
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Get a good look, Costanza?
What is wrong with you people? Afraid to look ugliness in the face?
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
"What do you call Negative One sitting alone in an empty room?"
"They're showing Hail to the Chimp!"
"apologized once he’d had time to sit down and reflect." - Colin Mochrie (2)
"Our top story today; a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit made completely of mirrors. The police said the man (1)"
"If you can dream it, you can do it!"
"Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai."
I grew up with that show. Liked it for the first season, then I just stopped watching it. I mean, it wasn't BAD in later seasons, but still.
My birthday as well! I'll be turning 22 next week, along with my twin brother. So there's a possibility we'll get two cakes. :D
You need Bob Loblaw.
You fool, why should I share the treasure with anyone?
"Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!"
Oh thank you, Mr. Blow-the-picture-for-me!
*Inserts tape* What?!
...Not that I know of.
"You see folks? I'm wearing an adult diaper! LOVE ME!"
Sure, I'll go explore! Let me just get my brown pants.
Also, what keeps the planet spinning (uh)?
Let's... Kick some ice!
There are 71 unnecessary X's. Just.... Wow.
And I didn't even read the license plate.
It's actually an optical illusion.
Oh my god! DAMN YOU SNOW!
You've just made an enemy for life!
"No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave."
You wouldn't shoot a policeman and steal his helmet.
"Don't you have work?"
Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Get a good look, Costanza?
What is wrong with you people? Afraid to look ugliness in the face?