Me helping keep people safe by staying inside
13
0
656
Mrw my girlfriend grabs the main brand spagettios instead of store brand
4
3
968
Mrw one of my friends says that China has no new cases of COVID 19
-4
9
469
When I pick up my phone to find that I'm Team Human.
7
3
44
A dump most SMASHING!
1287
37
114075
When everyone at my sisters wedding gets mad at me for taking bets on how long the marriage will last...
1
10
319
Mrw I've asked someone to repeat themselves three times and I still don't know what they said.
49
3
2513
When I finally get a moment alone with my gf Palmela Handerson.
7
1
1299
Mrw showing my friend the "Fruit Loops" video
39
16
2406
When an ad for contacts interupts my show.
95
11
4746
MRW someone calls me an ugly mother fucker.
22
5
841
When it's the third tuesday of the month and the home owner finally decides to ask why you masterbate in the sprinklers.
693
21
49910
Cave bob sponge man
8
2
1148
It might be the 29th but dont forget...
11
3
310
Just keeping it weird...
8
1
184