I think everything is funny and a lot of people think I'm cruel or an asshole. I'm not. I just have fucked up sense of humor.
I think everything is funny and a lot of people think I'm cruel or an asshole. I'm not. I just have fucked up sense of humor.
Does it squeak when you squish it?
This is 100% true. Lived there for about 15 years.
My dad made me mow our acre yard with a push mower every Sunday. Wife and I bought a house on two acres. Can’t afford a riding mower. FML
I served in the USAF, alway thought the Order of the Sword was the dumbest shit ever. 90% of the AF personnel never really touch a weapon!
What my toilet looks like after taco Tuesday
Saw one explode on the highway. Blow out the windows of the car next to it. Crazy shit
Sweet just in time for voting
Nice legs
Ooooh shit my balls are tingling and not in a good way!
Thats what she said!
Tea bag it
I can care less about that also
And they want $15/hr!
My fat ass just had a heart attack watch’n!
This??
I had the same dream, butt I was pooping.
Well I guess I’m not sleeping tonight
Death comes to us all, their time is coming to an end. Patience my friends.