Birate

6063 pts ยท April 20, 2013


Uhm... Hi?

Someone's upset that they're a moron, huh?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

3 dogs, 2 birds, jammies, cookies, Chinese food ready to go, hairdryer, stuff to watch. I'm ready.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I uh, like your... Uhm, le- eh, thigh, I mean, boobs! JESUS PUT YOUR COAT ON"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"because I won't let you kill me" is the most superman thing to have ever supermanned.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christ "Ye" is actually a thing...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't have the rights to it to deviate, so they decided to make their own story based on the little info from LotR stuff they do own.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It started there but wagon very much fell behind when the "what the fuck did you do to the lorr?!" Wagon sped right into first place.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

And yet... What she did seems to be the quickest method.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You can make a ring from them too

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You people need better sausages...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel that thing could benefit from a clamp...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That shit is nasty, I don't know how you lot can eat it. Tastes like stale icing.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Much bigger sausage fan.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never been both so turned off AND not hungry in my entire life...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I do wonder what his thoughts on the rings of power are...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Beyonce!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, I think we should. Maybe if we normalise it, priests will stop with the touching out of fear of receiving a similar treatment.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I missed the first few seconds because my phone was muted and only heard a piece in the middle and knew instantly.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you're getting Blizzard tattooed, get one. Being a fan of the Horde and wanting to show that isn't helping blizzard in any way.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Yeh, and these tattoos / images symbolise that filth... Grow up, it's not like people have the names of those involved tattooed.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

First few months of working in a call center... So about 20.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a generator for these

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"fine dining" are we referring to the food or the person? Cause god damn, I'd dine on them ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2) of the arena and took a chunk out of my knee and jeans. Nasty little fucker but totally fucked over everyone else's

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(1)My brother had a Beyblade that was made of like a hard rubber almost (mine was hard plastic), his chipped one of my blades off, shot out

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I can force myself into it, I'm gonna colour this. Nothing amazing of course

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean ... I wouldn't... That's not to say... Sure

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fully agree

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I breathed too hard yesterday and it feels like I dislodged a kidney :\

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0