Service member here enjoying the week off.
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When you're forty feet tall and she invites you over for Netflix and chill.
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Thieving bastards.
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Be the change you want to see in other people.
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You.. shouldn't tell kids that.
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This is just awful.
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My mom heard that my girlfriend likes Minecraft, so she made this ornament for her.
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MRW I'm looking at the ceiling and sneeze unexpectedly.
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MRW I think I can finally trust my farts after three days of diarrhea.
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9
At-the-brink Billy
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11
I'm not going to ruin the punchline here this time.
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7
I hope you've brushed up on your Egyptian mythology
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597
My cat likes to watch me while I'm sleeping.
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I'll never fully recover from this.
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