Puns, cats and red wine (In no particular order) If you screenshot this and it reaches the front page I'll know usersub finally sold out, you uncultured vote monkeys.
Puns, cats and red wine (In no particular order) If you screenshot this and it reaches the front page I'll know usersub finally sold out, you uncultured vote monkeys.
Called candyfloss here in the UK.
Well damn. #1 is more insight than I usually glean from my 1:30am meme trawling.
When you get bored before you finish redecorating...
I must be in the high fiber section of imgur, because that was a highly satisfying dump.
The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is getting the next round of drinks in. Cheers.
Yep
As the top is round it looks like a giant lollipop, so they got the name lollipop man/woman
Crossing guards in the UK typically have a sign on a long pole which reads "stop" (think a light weight version of a roadside stop sign). 1/
No clue, it's not something I've seen much of.
I bet it's saucy
The irony is strong here... it's a reference to the Discworld series of books, hence the quotation marks.
Wait a second. Did you just call me Arnold Judas Rimmer?
Well to be fair he used to be a bastard at Facebook...
Wait a second... did the emperor just call me a virgin?
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Damn that just took me back...
Maybe he's Scottish from the waist down?
They are synonyms.
Now you're a believer?
GNU Sir Terry
Stop bellyaching and paint that cat like one of your French girls.
Build it a box!
Time to recommend some safer porn sites to her.
Nooters gonna noot.
That's Jim. He's a fun guy.
Hmmm, could we try that with humans too?
Going to use this as a response the next time I get asked "Why is the kitchen such a mess?"