Dirty mouth? Clean it out, with Irish Spring!
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These had me giggling in the Jimmy Johns bathroom, which is weird... I'm really curious what the signs in the Women's room say
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Tiny burger
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Train blown off of bridge
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Me to my wife... "why the hell don't I have any coffee cups for my ride to work!".... finally clean out truck
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Protein Problems
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I always wondered
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The Human Centipede rescue
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Oh, ya know.... Just playing GTA V with a snowman costume and a hot dog for a dick.... NBD
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I told my wife not to get me anything for my Bday... So she came home with the best cake ever
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This is the Louisiana governments fix for the $1.6 billion deficit... Typical government hipocrisy
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Juvenile
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Happy birthday to mein nigga Hitler
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