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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!
7 year old Imgur 14 Fav
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Be Free!
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It’s a baby rabbit
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Something something dump name
Cheshire Schrodinger (OC)
Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.
12th favorite from 5 years ago
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When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no-one will do it.
Divaricate: to stretch or spread apart
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
The only difference in work today, was the music.
Criticaster: a minor or incompetent critic
“It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.” – Jack Handey
The coldest temperature ever recorded was -128.6 F/-89.6 C at Vostock Station in Antarctica in 1983
Art/Wallpapers I Like 01
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Nugacity: triviality or frivolity
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It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.
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Boffola: N. Amer. informal a joke that gets a loud or hearty laugh
The A&W of root beer fame stands for Allen and Wright.
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
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The only letters that don’t appear on the periodic table are J & Q.
They should announce the sequel to Groundhog’s Day and then just re-release the original. (Phone Dump)
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The Unicorn Is the National Animal of Scotland
To the dinosaurs, we live in a post-apocalyptic future, Phone Dump.
Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something. (Phone Dump)
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A “lethal dose” is also a “lifetime supply”. (Phone Dump)
Getting new rat pups soon!
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Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters. (Phone Dump)
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Computer Dump: Animal Edition 11 (Birbs)
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When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.(Phone Dump)
In memory of Sabbeth
Chad: a piece of waste paper produced by punching a hole