You have been randomly selected for re-education. Enter the camp via the queue on your left.
#rekt
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Supporting Trump IRL
The Hero We Need
We can still go for the contested convention!
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
WHITE. MALES. Who needs em?
When you see your ex in public and she's a WW1 British Mark V tank
We didn't start the fire
When you make a wrong turn in the backwoods of the galaxy.
MRW my Facebook feed is littered with Bernie/Trump memes, but inside I know that our reptilian moon-man overlords have it all planned out. Stop worrying about who to vote for and prepare for the day of ascension. You are welcome.
A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of the sheep
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The new waterboarding
Tell me more about the peace and love
So I heard y'all like katzen...
Feng Shui for the Bunghole
That's cold.
Hold the bible high, then put it 'tween 'er thighs.
Meet William Ellison. Black man, plantation owner.
Local paper is in possession of zero chills
People think they're hardcore til they get a look at my breakfast
I've been saying them wrong all this time
"How did it come to this?"
When it starts raining at the Huey Lewis concert and you're the only one who came prepared
For most of your Valentine's needs...
When Sir spikes the punch and it gets too real
I stay with that dank.
When you're just trying to stop Castor Troy and you end up every college student's t-shirt.
No chill...
So Marvin the Martian was the referee in Space Jam because he was neutral. Both a Looney Tune and an alien. (Not an original thought btw. Thanks, Cracked)
It just doesn't taste the same since it returned. #bringlisteriaback.
MRW I post a not-so-subtle joke to Imgur and everyone thinks I'm serious
MRW the taco bowls at Trump Grill are too luxurious
In light of recent events...
I'm solving world hunger. What you trynna do?
Meanwhile, in Britainistan...
.nevertrust.
Only the Dankest
Here be dragons
Next POTUS, bros?
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Nodda Tooma
My Favorite Goose and Raccoon
FREE CANDY
Always have a Plan C
You have been visited by Sweet Dreams Pupper and Beb
I am your Fatah.
"Starving children? I'll pray for them, my son."
12 year olds on Live be like:
So Wikipedia classifies Donald Trump as a god-emperor now.
When you're at your GQ photoshoot and see some college kids that need oppressing.
When things look bleak, but you're white, so you know it's alright.
With our Blessed Angel struck down, only one holy warrior remains. Our last hope against the Crooked Murderess.
I bequeath unto, proof of our square earth, as described in THE BIBLE (so you know it's true).
Norwegian fascist mass murderer just won a human rights trial.