Bombe

10235 pts · May 27, 2013


Heh, me when I was about 7 or 8, on my granddad’s computer: “Hmm, what does fdisk do?” A couple minutes later: *gets the sudden urge to go outside and play*

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only you had some kind of constitutional amandment that was specifically made for resisting tyranny… but alas, I guess you’re doomed to posting on Imgur.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I can assure you that competence is not on the menu here.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s always Tuesday somewhere, that’s how timezones work!

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

They spoke of “we,” I spoke of “you,” which—coincidentally—is like “you,” but plural. I’m sorry you have no idea about what the words I used mean. Maybe next time I can draw you a picture.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You voted for him twice and will probably do it again.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 25

You can also attach a keyboard to a phone. A couple of years ago I accidentally attached a USB hub (with HDMI output, and a mouse and keyboard plugged in) to my phone and was surprised to find a full desktop environment on the screen.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice work, there was absolutely no wood anywhere else!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Yeah, just send it over to the Jordan’s, we hate them. Well done!”

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happiest ending of all! \o/

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Take care of yourself and the boys! <3

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#50 you can pry my em dash out of my cold, dead hands.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Flawless.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How the fuck do you keep track of where the exit is?!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dying is easy. Would you kill for Mash Potato? Would you rape, pillage, and plunder for Mash Potato? Where are the limits of your loyalty?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, thank you, crow, for remining me to take my meds!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have a good weekend!

1 month ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

One jar of bee vomit, please!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, look at those two, I can easily see them standing around a random street lamp, doing nothing for hours.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or they didn’t move an inch from where she originally reported them to be.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Urgh, you already _are_ full fascist. Question is, do you want to stay that way? Because currently I don’t really see anybody who has a problem with that, except for Imgur warriors.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only thing amazing me every single day is how they actually managed to top what they did yesterday.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay, now this starts making sense. Thanks! :)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is very stupid. Obviously, I love it!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She stole a police car? Hell yeah, girl! \o/

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate communities that have a “avoid political stuff in chats” rule. It’s usually only applied once you start calling out bigots, and _then_ it’s suddently political.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t think you can get _that_ good at playing if you don’t like any of the clichés. 🙂

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#54 IT FUCKEN—well, this is rather nice, actually.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is unclear whether you’re refering to “feeding watermelons to elephants” or “being fed watermelons,” but I’m guessing it can be both, right?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 easy peasy: The Last Caretaker!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0