Boobdick

12540 pts ยท June 3, 2015


Something. This is my public profile, and I wrote something about myself.

Personally, I use my pet's toys to assert dominance. Shit in a litter box and don't break eye contact.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There could still be Pringles IN the duck lips. Dare to dream.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But Loootenant Dan I just kept on runnnning. Loootenant Dan you ain't got no legs!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#10 is real. James is always tryin to wreck my productivity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had exactly 421 points when I saw this post. I made it right friend.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oddly enough, our little black cat does this. Tremors: Catmogedon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. And Allah bet he's gonna be set for life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

I made an effort to draw it a while back. Think it's still in there somewhere. I don't really know :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#34 was supposed to CHICKITY check hisself. If you don't properly chickity check, you will my dear sir, be riggity wrecked.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well apparently I'm a mirelurk cuz mine is BRLake

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You clearly cant discern between making a mistake, and intentional purposed demagoguery/propaganda. You gotta step out ur bubble more often.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#44 Wouldn't even pay tree fiddy for that monster

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who can afFORD not to point at Harrison?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His sidekick Maximum Motorus is not far behind. Are you not entertained?!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This is gold. But I has questions...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GoG is friggin awesome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I finished a gigantic and opulent poo going through this. Had to be at least 10 courics.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazon, people also shopped for list: A Potato, A Toilet.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well organelle if you'd call it that. You might be Actin crazy. I think it would be Cilia you.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I always say "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!" in my head and quietly mouth it everytime i see this gif. I should not do this at work.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I BORK, I HAVE NO SCARE *BorkityBorkityBorkBork*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a good one in while reading your comment. Together we can go over 9000.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

JEW KLOM.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as there is no Faith Hilling, I'm sure it's safe. Winbred.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel like that hybrid should be called a Hoat, or a Guman (pronounce Gyew-man).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The new Mariokart looks absolutely amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Considering my cat loves our sharp as hell wire brush more than anything...this...this makes sense.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0