[insert title of pure wit here]
Very very very minuscule dump
MRW someone tries to give me a wallet that's not mine
MRW I lie to my teacher about not finishing my homework and he buys it
MRW I'm new here and I'm greeted to July 29th posts
TeamHuman
A very small dump
TFW your boss tells you to be careful not to make a sound
When you think you make funny comments, but you don't get any upvotes
MRW I get bit by a spider and I'm told it was radioactive
I still love how this is the pokédex entry for Magikarp
Thanta Clauthe ith coming to town
TFW the person who ordered you asks you if you're a real villain
Christmas to all and to all a night