Welp.

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105

125656

Many Bananas Tall

11

1

306

Wonder if she visited jail for the conjugal visit

1615

230

122710

Accurate

56

26

1087

My front camera is broken, so accept this selfie from farther away

16

4

191

Mother nature is a dick

6

7

658

Some people want kids, some don't!

2

0

289

Rusty Ole' Tracks on the River.

5

10

409

I want the kind of relationship Snoop and Martha have.

-3

3

303

I don't need a 6pack, I have a keg

1537

108

131629

Me when I get the email saying "package is delivered"

1

1

220

Roses are red, today is Friday,

0

0

152

Merry Xmas. Here's some nudes.

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