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18106 pts ยท February 2, 2013


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I'm in the UK, anyone able to send me a pizza, I'm at the end of my pay and eating dry buttered pasta, and currently trying to get sober, which is turning out way harder than I expected

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Im in the UK, anyome free to send me Pizza

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

kinda' explains why they're currently getting away with so much heinous shit tbh... especially if you consider that if Epstein was some sort of agent collecting kompomat (instead of a self serving businessman with no morals), he definitely wasnt the only one.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any UK angels still floating about? had buttered basta for 2 days straight now haha

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kinda' reminds me when i get into the flow at a busy shift behind the bar and i'm alone. Then someone comes to 'help' and just ends up getting in my way and slowing everything down. Sorry for the minor unrelated rant.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i once pointed an unloaded bb gun at a loud seagul and my friends didnt think it was very funny.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yet

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeeees,make it go viral, that'll show them to never post nonsense like this again, thats the way, that'll definitely work.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

this is like saying "i bet you're too much of a stupid weak coward to punch me in the genitals" to a bully

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you seem nice and have a cool passion, thank you for sharing it

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I do want all those things, but I also want to be all those things for my partner. My mother loves me unconditionally and yea... i want that from a partner, and give what my mother taught me to my partner. If anything, i want to beat them at being the best Mummy.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what if it wall all run by israel and its currently being talked about so much intentionally

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

checking their history/follower count is a good way to tell right now... but thats not exactly future proof. How many bot accounts do you think are out there right now posting? They're not doing it for fun, they're building legally undetectable propoganda accounts for the future.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

citizen journalism used to be such a valuable way to spread important information, and was increasingly essential for professional journalists to share what was happening as fast as possible. Quoting a single social media post was an(almost) valid source for events and the general feelings of the public for a long time. We got used to this and now its clear to see how easy it is to manipulate into whatever view point the author wants to portray.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ko-fi.com/msgetssober

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

road raging bikers like this are always new riders with an inflated ego

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i would bet its his first bike too, probably had it for a month.

I was once riding next to a cruiser and someone cut us off, so he hammer -fist slammed the car wing mirror off.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its wild that if you're a police officer in the USA you can have a bad day, pull someone over, and choose violence in a situation that didnt require violence, and know you'll be fine.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont understand why America has bills that include multiple different things. It seems to me like 1 bill should propose 1 thing that can be debated, rather than big 'beautiful' bills that have loads of random shit in it, all voted on at once.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

defo in my top3, along with Frank going down a dry waterslide in IASIP

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any UK angels still floating about? Unexpected expenses this month, already borrowing from next months paycheck xD

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the UK and would love a pizza, nearing end of the month and bit bored of pesto pasta hahah

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

same, but i went to pride in Brighton last year and it was great. The actual parade was just us standing for an hour watching people walk, the rest was just going to pubs around the city. One of the best trips of my life.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

xD

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its a shit joke to make to a stranger,but its definitely the sort of shitty joke i'd say to a Jewish friend.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats what you get when your asshole boss makes you stack shit in the most 'efficient' way. ftfy

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

using a bidet for the first time

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I disagree, the use of AI in the last year has gone from random questions to people regularly interacting with it like a friend. Its a trend that is now the most popular useage of chatgpt, and Zuck is capitalising on it to increase engagement. Why talk to the chatgpt that you have trained, when you can train 15 to have different, personalised personalities?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1