Amazon shopping
Cock painting? Shut up and take my money
I thought a kid took a crap in a fish tank. The worlds largest poop at that
So innocent until you actually read the pen. I left this at my daughters school
Flys apparently love zima. It's the best fly trap I've ever had
Wife made me a cake for Friday the 13th. She's the best
Bic makes the best lighters. Now I feel fabulous and a little like Lisa frank
Friday the 13th
Found this awesome and hilarious t shirt at my local olllies. The more in look at it the funnier it is
Drowning but happy
Velvet ant a.k.a. cow killer
Big balls
I made it into a unicorn.
It's always Halloween at my house
That's what she said
My baby loving jellyfish
I found this on Facebook and it made me laugh way to hard. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did
Found this on Facebook. It made me laugh more than it should have.
Gdit
I have 6 kids in my house. Went to the bathroom and there was no toilet paper. No big deal I'll just wipe with these soft tissues. Do not I repeat do not wipe your butt with Vicks tissue. I think I was set up. I may only have 5 kids in my house later
What it's like having kids summed up in one picture. I grabbed this omw out to work this morning and didn't notice until it was too late.
My dog doesn't like storms but I'll keep her safe