17057 pts ยท January 24, 2014
"I am the one who knocks"
We did this experiment in my high school physics class
Exactly! Thank you
Brooklyn 99 is one of my favorites
Porn
It's all propaganda spread by big Alcoholics anonymous
Don't feel bad. Love yourself. Things will work out
I recommend blunts and bourbon
His artificial skin is starting to fall off his true reptilian body
Obviously they haven't been eating their daily dose of tide pods
Steal from the rich, steal from the poor, buy a Rolex
Is that Dexter from "Dexter's Lab" all grown up?
Round up to 100
God looks like he can get it, play on player
I'm 24 and STILL can't smoke crack legally?? Hypocrisy
Lose some weight fatty
I'm not impulsive; I'm eccentric
I'll take them, but the laundry basket has to be included
They definitely just banged it out
Kill yourself
Time well spent
Pro tip: Live in your car
What's this world coming to
I hear black tree dicks are bigger
Just offer the cop a beer and tell him to stop being such a narc
Just make sure to beat your meat at the same time
But what about the hose?? Is it okay? I hope he didn't damage it
Makes my upvote erect
Thank you for clarifying
The change we need
I mean everyone knows that the bottom of thighs is the sexiest part of the human body
We did this experiment in my high school physics class
Exactly! Thank you
Brooklyn 99 is one of my favorites
Porn
It's all propaganda spread by big Alcoholics anonymous
Don't feel bad. Love yourself. Things will work out
I recommend blunts and bourbon
His artificial skin is starting to fall off his true reptilian body
Obviously they haven't been eating their daily dose of tide pods
Steal from the rich, steal from the poor, buy a Rolex
Is that Dexter from "Dexter's Lab" all grown up?
Round up to 100
God looks like he can get it, play on player
I'm 24 and STILL can't smoke crack legally?? Hypocrisy
Lose some weight fatty
I'm not impulsive; I'm eccentric
I'll take them, but the laundry basket has to be included
They definitely just banged it out
Kill yourself
Time well spent
Pro tip: Live in your car
What's this world coming to
I hear black tree dicks are bigger
Just offer the cop a beer and tell him to stop being such a narc
Just make sure to beat your meat at the same time
But what about the hose?? Is it okay? I hope he didn't damage it
Makes my upvote erect
Thank you for clarifying
The change we need
I mean everyone knows that the bottom of thighs is the sexiest part of the human body