Breakyourself666

67 pts ยท November 18, 2015


those are the shortest shorts I've ever seen.... on a guy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that duck is giving me some serious "do me" eyes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

like the dirty things he did to that 14 year old boy at a party?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that doesn't really work for me I'd kill a person way before I'd kill a dog

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

after this I'm gonna pet my duck long and hard

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"this is really huge and terrifying" name of my sex tape. BAM

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's a nice looking pussy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

props man ur a good dude

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

hes explaining how to use it "first we bend back this thing, then we pull the pin and finally we release the switch" " oh shit *throws"

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Jim and Dwight still at it after all these years

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

straight from the tap

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what did he major in

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

slower you slut

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

half baked

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sploosh

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that dog has a better life than me

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well I'd be embarrassed too if my nuts were showing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so much nope and so much yep I dont know which way to go

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

got me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sploosh

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

am I the only one who finds pale skin sexy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

death by snu snu

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dat ass tho

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just the tip and only for a second

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would pay good money to eat that ass with a spoon

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

marry me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd cum on that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

oh wow Sarah Jessica Parker is looking good

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wtf is all this wholesome feel good crap I wanna read horror stories about other people jobs so I. feel better about my own

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0