Brianetta

1896 pts · January 11, 2013


Imagine having to file taxes each year as a regular individual.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Startpage.com isn't a bad search engine option either.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have pink stuff because it gets stolen way less frequently.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My Achilles tendons aren't that long.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worse than that - the actual head of state, the one the diplomats represent.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those customers were Brits. In the UK, most glasses at bars are exactly the capacity specified by law, and must be filled to the brim - but the measure includes the foam head. It's lawful to sell a tiny amount of beer with lots of foam ("It's OK!") but it can, and occasionally does, lead to violence.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can somebody wearing so much cloting be so completely uncovered⸮

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

das Eichhörnchen

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 No pockets.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

la chat

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take some cold glass, and pour some hot glass on it. Let it cool and shrink. Now the two laminated layers of glass are stressing so hard about each other they barely notice the outside world... until they do.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They never changed in the UK. Same size, same recipe. Fabulous.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it metal poisoning?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Late Show!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the ideal. However, when I do it, the other end of the duvet somehow gets folded in half, with the two corners together. While straightening them out, I somehow, maddeningly, manage to get the two corners the wrong way round, leading to a half twist in the duvet.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Handy for wearing when attending a pride event. Lets people in the community know that you might not have their shared experiences.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Makes enemy snipers miss their heads.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...and cylinders have a volume.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, it's dated as heck - and still exactly as awesome as you remember.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Human brains argue inside themselves all the time. You have a parliament in your head.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keeps rain from spotting on the glass, I suppose. Also allows you to sit and eat lunch inside with the windows wide open in a downpour. Best way to experience a thunderstorm, I reckon.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Ours isn't into his skateboard, alas.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We haven't figured it out yet. It's ongoing science.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

All cheese is rancid. Blue cheese has mold in it.

Delicious mold.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

tldr. I need my propaganda to be snappy.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blinds in the UK are adjusted by rotating a wand, and the height adjusted by separate cords. No loops of cord, unless you knot them together yourself.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it was real plant algae, yes, but blue-green algae (this stuff) is a cyanobacteria mat.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It isn't a pond, it's a stream. The blue-green algae overwhelmed it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0