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BAFTA-award winning actor and supporter of crop rotation.
I guess he never heard it coming
Take this man into custardy immediately.
#11 So cliche is an onomatopoeia? That's ironic, since most onomatopoeia is cliche these days.
#2 A friend of mine is like this, too. He owns almost nothing, and he likes to just float in the ocean all day.Well, you know what they say... buoys will be buoys.
Fellow grumpy nerd here. If you don't mind me prying a bit, did you get laid off? What flavor of SWE were you?
That's basically the happy ending to Office Space, except yours doesn't sound terribly happy. You doing okay? What kind of SWE gigs are you looking for?
#31 Neat, which soup did you make?
WHERE?!
#10 I had some caffeinated chips the other day. BBQ flavor. Pretty good, honestly.
Is it just me, or did they change something about their burgers a few years back? I swear they were tastier back in the 2000s. Sure, that's also when I was young and optimistic instead of old and grumpy, but I think the recipe changed too.
#16 Clearly Jess doesn't need a horse because she's already a neigh-sayer
#4 See, this is what I've been saying. We need to add more lanes.(This was a joke. If you thought it wasn't a joke, it's time to take up some new hobbies, like eating more vegetables and visiting your local public library.)
Ooh, what about those peanut-butter filled ones though? Was that like a Reese's partnership or something? You could totally fit one of those in there
I'm more of an escalator person, unless the escalators are broken. In that case, I'm temporarily a stairs person.
Bork! What light through yonder window breaks?
:)
I suppose it really is true what they say. It ain't easy bein' cheesy.
I never really saw the glamour of it. I guess it looks kinda fun in a 30 second clip, but in reality it's...Get a ride to the airport in some dude's stanky Prius, eat some terrible airport food, settle in to your Economy Premium Plus Whatever seat just in time to get sneezed on for 90 minutes, get some sleep in some no-name 3-star hotel room, have a 30 minute client meeting, then do the whole thing again to get back.Honestly, it's enough to make a guy just work from home in his pajamas.
The toaster of destiny. Only usable by heroes who aren't just loafing around.
These cosmetic surgery before-and-after comparisons are getting ridiculous. Plus, you can tell the lighting is totally different, too.
Monday morning wake-n-bakes just hit different
#11 is there a next page to this story, because i'd really like to know the cure
#24 hey pal, how about you make like a tree and slowly grow while also gently nurturing an ecosystem around you, huh
cottage pie lookin' so good it could be an entire house pie
#2 holy crap dude LOOK AT HIS WIDDLE FACE
She makes a loofah-shaped bow instead
I guess he never heard it coming
Take this man into custardy immediately.
#11 So cliche is an onomatopoeia? That's ironic, since most onomatopoeia is cliche these days.
#2 A friend of mine is like this, too. He owns almost nothing, and he likes to just float in the ocean all day.
Well, you know what they say... buoys will be buoys.
Fellow grumpy nerd here. If you don't mind me prying a bit, did you get laid off? What flavor of SWE were you?
That's basically the happy ending to Office Space, except yours doesn't sound terribly happy. You doing okay? What kind of SWE gigs are you looking for?
#31 Neat, which soup did you make?
WHERE?!
#10 I had some caffeinated chips the other day. BBQ flavor. Pretty good, honestly.
Is it just me, or did they change something about their burgers a few years back? I swear they were tastier back in the 2000s. Sure, that's also when I was young and optimistic instead of old and grumpy, but I think the recipe changed too.
#16 Clearly Jess doesn't need a horse because she's already a neigh-sayer
#4 See, this is what I've been saying. We need to add more lanes.
(This was a joke. If you thought it wasn't a joke, it's time to take up some new hobbies, like eating more vegetables and visiting your local public library.)
Ooh, what about those peanut-butter filled ones though? Was that like a Reese's partnership or something? You could totally fit one of those in there
I'm more of an escalator person, unless the escalators are broken. In that case, I'm temporarily a stairs person.
Bork! What light through yonder window breaks?
:)
I suppose it really is true what they say. It ain't easy bein' cheesy.
I never really saw the glamour of it. I guess it looks kinda fun in a 30 second clip, but in reality it's...
Get a ride to the airport in some dude's stanky Prius, eat some terrible airport food, settle in to your Economy Premium Plus Whatever seat just in time to get sneezed on for 90 minutes, get some sleep in some no-name 3-star hotel room, have a 30 minute client meeting, then do the whole thing again to get back.
Honestly, it's enough to make a guy just work from home in his pajamas.
The toaster of destiny. Only usable by heroes who aren't just loafing around.
These cosmetic surgery before-and-after comparisons are getting ridiculous. Plus, you can tell the lighting is totally different, too.
Monday morning wake-n-bakes just hit different
#11 is there a next page to this story, because i'd really like to know the cure
#24 hey pal, how about you make like a tree and slowly grow while also gently nurturing an ecosystem around you, huh
cottage pie lookin' so good it could be an entire house pie
#2 holy crap dude LOOK AT HIS WIDDLE FACE
She makes a loofah-shaped bow instead