BroccoliCabbagePatch

4391 pts ยท May 24, 2025


BAFTA-award winning actor and supporter of crop rotation.

I guess he never heard it coming

3 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Take this man into custardy immediately.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 So cliche is an onomatopoeia? That's ironic, since most onomatopoeia is cliche these days.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 A friend of mine is like this, too. He owns almost nothing, and he likes to just float in the ocean all day.

Well, you know what they say... buoys will be buoys.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Fellow grumpy nerd here. If you don't mind me prying a bit, did you get laid off? What flavor of SWE were you?

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's basically the happy ending to Office Space, except yours doesn't sound terribly happy. You doing okay? What kind of SWE gigs are you looking for?

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#31 Neat, which soup did you make?

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WHERE?!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 I had some caffeinated chips the other day. BBQ flavor. Pretty good, honestly.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it just me, or did they change something about their burgers a few years back? I swear they were tastier back in the 2000s. Sure, that's also when I was young and optimistic instead of old and grumpy, but I think the recipe changed too.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#16 Clearly Jess doesn't need a horse because she's already a neigh-sayer

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 See, this is what I've been saying. We need to add more lanes.

(This was a joke. If you thought it wasn't a joke, it's time to take up some new hobbies, like eating more vegetables and visiting your local public library.)

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ooh, what about those peanut-butter filled ones though? Was that like a Reese's partnership or something? You could totally fit one of those in there

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm more of an escalator person, unless the escalators are broken. In that case, I'm temporarily a stairs person.

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Bork! What light through yonder window breaks?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

:)

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I suppose it really is true what they say. It ain't easy bein' cheesy.

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I never really saw the glamour of it. I guess it looks kinda fun in a 30 second clip, but in reality it's...

Get a ride to the airport in some dude's stanky Prius, eat some terrible airport food, settle in to your Economy Premium Plus Whatever seat just in time to get sneezed on for 90 minutes, get some sleep in some no-name 3-star hotel room, have a 30 minute client meeting, then do the whole thing again to get back.

Honestly, it's enough to make a guy just work from home in his pajamas.

5 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

The toaster of destiny. Only usable by heroes who aren't just loafing around.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

These cosmetic surgery before-and-after comparisons are getting ridiculous. Plus, you can tell the lighting is totally different, too.

5 months ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Monday morning wake-n-bakes just hit different

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#11 is there a next page to this story, because i'd really like to know the cure

5 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#24 hey pal, how about you make like a tree and slowly grow while also gently nurturing an ecosystem around you, huh

5 months ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

cottage pie lookin' so good it could be an entire house pie

5 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

#2 holy crap dude LOOK AT HIS WIDDLE FACE

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She makes a loofah-shaped bow instead

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0