Our company awarded a prize to the "most creative" Halloween dessert at the potluck
There's a reason our government is the way it is
When I'm waiting for trick or treaters
Fuck the Midwest in particular
Don't really feel bad about this
Day 1/?? of the soybean field outside my hotel
Day 6/18 of the soybean field outside our hotel
Boredom is the most potent aphrodisiac
All in all, it was worth it
Simon says grab it
Day 9/18 of the soybean field outside our hotel
Wish I could take it back
Day 2/18 of the soybean field outside our hotel
Hopefully there are some symptoms
Day 4/18 of the soybean field outside our hotel
Day 8/18 of the soybean field outside our hotel
Don't mistake my silence for agreement
Day 3/18 of the soybean field outside our hotel
Maybe I'm more worried about catching disease than spreading it
Day 7/18 of the soybean field outside our hotel