ButIDontWantToGoOutside

67981 pts · August 13, 2012


I like cats, of course. I'm gay but I think Imgur idolizes gays WAY too much. Let us just be normal people, hate us for selfies just like you would a straight person. And gays, don't let your sexuality be what defines you. I love funny pictures and heart touching stories, but I also have a great sense of humor. Hitler jokes are fucking hilarious.  People also need to learn not to get so butthurt by things people say to them on the internet. Take it in stride, guys. But at the same time, let's remember to respect people regardless of how we are treated by others.  Jesus, I'm like a goddamn soap box right now. Time to shut up.  Lastly, a selfie, for good luck. http://i.imgur.com/ta4U8J6.jpg  ..Oh wait, that's my cat. Here you go: http://i.imgur.com/mfU1Pd7.jpg

Because Cats.

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My cat would not give a shit about talking to me while I'm at work.

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"Stop it, Paul. I'm trying to look in the distance."

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The death of the trees is my favorite time of the year.

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Hahaha, get it? GET IT?

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My life is a lie.

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It's...so true..

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Maybe she's born with it..

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I'm sad to know that I've been driving for six years and just learned what this does.

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teeehee

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Very appropriate.

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I really want to start watching this. Everyone tells me not to start with the first season. Where do I start, Imgur?

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POLITICS ON IMGUR AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO

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Imgurian pick up line.

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I...do I answer it?

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Stupid Brain.

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Why does this always happen to me.

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"You cannot defeat cat-tree. I am immortal. I am unbeatable. I am the ultimate."

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Can anyone tell me how to space between paragraphs on your Imgur profile?

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Annnnd there goes her skin

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Haha, Space.

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Dat camel face

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Imgurian meet up on February 22nd in Cali. I'm going from Texas..just curious as to how far people are traveling to get there!

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"YOU'RE RUINING MY INTERNET DATING VIDEO ASSHOLE"

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Why in the FUCK would you ever let this happen?!

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How I imagine most Imgurians.

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Tomorrows World.

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On a scale of 1 to Neil Patrick Harris, how fabulous is this dog?

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OH MY GOD, that child doesn't have a seat belt on.

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"OH HELLLLLLLLL NO"

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Someone shave their guinea pig so we can test this.

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I can't be the only one (fixed)

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Thanks comic, now I hate my life.

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Mother hears 13 year old daughters heartbeat one last time. Video in comments.

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"Did I say you could take a fucking photo? Back it up."

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"Uh, I'm the only one you should be photographing."

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"Dave, DAVE! I'M ON TV!"

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This has probably been on here...BUT I HAVE TO BE SURE. (video in comments)

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Ridiculously photogenic dog, maybe?

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A downvote against C&H is a downvote against JESUS. I bet you're thinking twice, aren't you?

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This...this makes me hate people.

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Video link in comments. Blind kitten plays with toy for the first time.

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I hate clowns. This is hilarious, though.

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Uh, I am...wait...my names...we should...what?

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These things used to freak me out. Silent, but deadly.

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"Don't marry her. She slept with the ranch hand. I watched."

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I'm not even sure how to caption this

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RIP

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...I'm gunna beat a dead horse and talk about Apple Maps.

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Who is this sign for? Bears obviously aren't going to understand it. WHAT'S ITS PURPOSE?

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Has the internet seen this yet? I feel like they should.

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I'm a little sad that I didn't realize how stupid this looked until the rest of them did it.

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This is...accurate.

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