Buttgasm

5879 pts ยท December 20, 2012


This is my public profile. Something about myself!

Bet you guys really made a splash!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

FUN University.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'll show you my cool snake.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

When my small child falls down, it's bc I pushed it.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God Dammit, Leroy!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Where am I?"

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

he did beat cancer...

13 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 1

That's great news, I have been drinking my semen for months and I was wondering why I was so darn happy.

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

tell me, what is Pixar like in real life?

13 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

didn't even read your comment, you get my upvote on your username alone.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

20 years?!! wow, that's bittersweet as fuck.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sounds about right.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

an adorable dickhead at that.

13 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

Un piece of cake.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

call me old fashioned but I think I would rather go to an actual dentist's office.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cake so nice, it's ginger'd twice.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adam! You work here too??

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

wow, this was the same cell phone I had like 10 years ago. I had the iPhone before it was cool.

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Y.ou O.bviously L.ove O.wls. #socks

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

if lemon juice were semen, I'd be gay in a heartbeat.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buncha supermarket workers "store policy". Everyone else "whatever". Repost, seen this episode before.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, gays.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

blasphunny.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm a man. I'd fuck em both.

13 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 7

Henry the 8th slayed mad puss. Literally.

13 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 4

This guy was so beautifully out of his god damn mind.

13 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

shit er' get off the pot.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

no need for clothes, it's a newt pool party!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ain't no party like my nana's tea party! heyyy! hooooo!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hopefully it doesn't fit because it will in fact, sit.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0