I love this for so many reasons!
Pickle from my garden....gun for scale
For scale....
And we're only in July...
Let the games begin!
Adulting in a nutshell!
Same place I keep all the fucks I give
Doing this for my grandmother...it'll be worth the smack
Wow!
Me in real life!
anthropodermic bibliopegy....TIL
HA!
A good fucking idea
Who knows their shit, and who knows they're shit?
Also, when I need to "just run in" to Target
So many snoots, which one to boop?
I'll buy anything presented in this manner!
Can u believe this shit?!?!
There's too much truth In this!
Just ridiculous...3 dollars for the meter is highway robbery
Worth it!
Story of my life!
The results of death wish coffee
A physical representation of Monday
It's 100% effective!
"I hate tacos", said no Juan, ever
Classy as fuck!
Awww! So sweet!
Ohhhh now u tell us....
Cartoon buff!
Add another one to the unemployment list! Hahah
I've been doing it wrong allllllll this time!
Ohhh myyyyy....
TIL
Adulting 101
Me in real life!
I simply stated..."it can't possibly take that long"...
So sad....I'm usually the "squidward"
Mmmmmmm.....pizza!
I made it....it was close, but I made it!
When mom lectures me as a grown ass woman!
Ain't that the truth!
Onward, Buttercup....there's fuckery to spread!
Today I learned
Wait for it.....
A for creativity. F for mixing fireball with soda
The real reason for human anxiety
I relapsed because of Thin Mints
Me IRL
11. Once a year, the flu gets Chuck Norris shots
Gives new meaning to "rim job"
I'm going to hell for this...
I'm voting red rocket
Crash Bandicooter
The love bug!
That fridge door is a huge threat!
And this is why no woman has ever been to the moon!
Happy little elephant
Kids these days!
It's so loud back there!!!!