Cabletwitch

2154 pts ยท July 22, 2014


General lurker, occasional commenter, loveable arsehole. Will upvote for beer!

"Even Mr Rogers would say you're a disappointment..."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why.... why would you not brew the tea in the teapot? Hot water and a teabag in a cup is liquid sadness...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They absolutely HAD to speed to make it to the accident site on time...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A reminder that the dystopian timeline in Back to the Future was based on a world run by Biff Tannen. Who himself was based on Trump...

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else think of the Simpsons game with the aliens collecting purple things?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you just know this from the only country with for-profit healthcare...

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Horrible little bitter green balls of compressed fart...

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

#13 - Simply unbelivable... the Mako would be upside down in a crater to be true to the game.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Coincidentally, it has a spine the exact same length and thickness of you average republican senator...

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm a Brit living in the US, honestly most people outside the states use day/month/year, so to a lot of us it would be 8 months away.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I just get covered in the spray because 1) they're doing one next to me, 2) have just done the one I'm fueling so it rains type 1 on me, or 3) some clown thinks it's funny to aim for the truck. Again, snowballs will fly, and I'm going to be an arse and leave the tanker in their way too. Petty revenge is fun!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just don't de-ice at the gate, or you get a very grumpy fueler (me) throwing snowballs at the bucket man...

9 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And yet, somehow, you're STILL going to have to change at Atlanta...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Jeep drivers would have rolled over twice attempting the same thing...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Even though you originally filed for an appendix removal."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Impressive.... I just wish my brain hadn't read that as 'Solar Prolapse'...

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Hakuna Cucumber... What a wonderful phrase!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah! I really need an extended trip out there again, get the good stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really should... I do want to go back there though!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okonomiyaki. I had that in Hiroshima in 2003, and I've been missing it ever since. I need to go back someday.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an airline fueler in Buffalo NY, I hear ya brother... Stay safe and warm!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could be wrong, but that looks a lot like the Paignton to Dartmouth railway?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I guess I can actually do the thing for once... Ta-da!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

All I can come up with is 'Baddle southie'.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soak em thoroughly, but be careful... no one likes a soggy loggy!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Fueler here, yeah we do. If the pax want to interact, we do. Wave, dance, whatever. It's usually making kids laugh, but not always.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you do Buffalo, you'll have at least one going!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I emigrated to the US 4 years ago, so I already have to endure that. I really hope it doesn't happen back home though...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither. It's all covered by National Insurance.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bawdle o'warder... Source, me. The literal Englishman in New York (state).

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0