22024 pts · May 26, 2016
I like Star Wars and spoonerisms
#4 My 31 yo brother died of the same thing last month. I had never heard of it before.
I had one exactly like this. It got 9 miles to a gallon
Yeah, but people aren't always precise with their words
People do their best in the circumstances they're handed. There's not always a good choice.
I had the impression he'd been cheating on the dying woman and married the mistress 3 months later
#4 oh no, I am slightly put out by not being put first on a list, this is literally the worst thing in my life. guess I'll die raging instead of scrolling for a couple milliseconds 🙄
#9 So cute. Pigs playing with farm animal
Roy Cohn. He was the evil POS behind Reagan AND was Trump's mentor
Mom made that but with potato chips instead of golden grahams
Alopecia?
I know some people like that
What language was that?
I'm gonna need a link to where I can buy a pan like that!
Brick floor 😍
Not a chance. That is thick ice and a small jar
Two wives?
Both. Women and girls. Probably men and boys too
#23 Stand up comedy
That reminds me. I need Advil
Why?!
My cousin, a rich boy who became a richer man, said, "I worked hard for everything I've got." He said it in front of his Dad, who laughed in his face and told his own tale of growing up poor. His big sister laughed back and reminded him who got college and who didn't. The boys got school paid for. Girls didn't. They didn't have enough for all of them.
SWED
Roy Cohn.
Reagan.
It's a master's degree here
They have to have all the experiences so they're ready for anything.
#11 Imagine marrying someone you've never slept beside
She got fucked over and then ran a shit campaign
#18 I did this because of this! It is awesome.
#4 My 31 yo brother died of the same thing last month. I had never heard of it before.
I had one exactly like this. It got 9 miles to a gallon
Yeah, but people aren't always precise with their words
People do their best in the circumstances they're handed. There's not always a good choice.
I had the impression he'd been cheating on the dying woman and married the mistress 3 months later
#4 oh no, I am slightly put out by not being put first on a list, this is literally the worst thing in my life. guess I'll die raging instead of scrolling for a couple milliseconds 🙄
#9 So cute. Pigs playing with farm animal
Roy Cohn. He was the evil POS behind Reagan AND was Trump's mentor
Mom made that but with potato chips instead of golden grahams
Alopecia?
I know some people like that
What language was that?
I'm gonna need a link to where I can buy a pan like that!
Brick floor 😍
Not a chance. That is thick ice and a small jar
Two wives?
Both. Women and girls. Probably men and boys too
#23 Stand up comedy
That reminds me. I need Advil
Why?!
My cousin, a rich boy who became a richer man, said, "I worked hard for everything I've got." He said it in front of his Dad, who laughed in his face and told his own tale of growing up poor. His big sister laughed back and reminded him who got college and who didn't. The boys got school paid for. Girls didn't. They didn't have enough for all of them.
SWED
Roy Cohn.
Reagan.
It's a master's degree here
They have to have all the experiences so they're ready for anything.
#11 Imagine marrying someone you've never slept beside
She got fucked over and then ran a shit campaign
#18 I did this because of this! It is awesome.