CallMeElMachete

81 pts ยท January 20, 2015


Not really El Machete. Watched the movie once. It was okay. I favourite way too many movie lists only to never return to them again. Except that one post with porn parodies that one I actually went back to. Those things are a blast. On a related note, if anyone ever reads this, they should really check out "Alice in the Wonderland an X rated musical" from pornhub. Honestly the funniest thing that I have seen in awhile. Also Im starting to realise that the majority of my bio is about porn. Anyway here's Wonderwall Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do, about you now Back beat, the word was on the street That the fire in your heart is out I'm sure you've heard it all before But you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things that I Would like to say to you but I don't know how Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me And after all, you're my wonderwall Today was gonna be the day SEND NUDES By now you should've somehow Realized what you're not to do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do, about you now And all the roads that lead you there are winding And all the lights that light the way are blinding There are many things that I Would like to say to you but I don't know how I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me And after all, you're my wonderwall I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me And after all, you're my wonderwall I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me link. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I know women who would respond exactly like that?

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You get the most out of it. But that is just my opinion

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just start from the beginning and read/listen everything. There are many subplots but in my opinion they intertwine and that is the way 1/

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Tiffany Aching series is very much a part of The Discworld

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wanna go skinny-dipping above it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That really depends on how much you make. The taxing is progressive.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

If you take enough you most definately die from benzos directly. You kinda just stop breathing.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Or to get money from people who find these jokes funny BECAUSE they are fo absurd and twisted. Anyway, funny stuff..

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Yeah it is smoke. There was forest fire that started from a permanent campsite. It has been put out now. Source: I live in Rovaniemi.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

1st gear. A park geat would just use one pointless slot in the gearshift. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basically no. If you want the car to stay in place without handbrake, you leave a gear on. Any gear is fine, but one usually leaves it on 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just start from the first and work from there. The world develops with the books and the characters will pop in different storylines.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Your way of writing is exactly the same as Dr. Petersons rhethorics. I automatically started hearing your comments read in his voice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Pm please

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

sadly no.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did not think this far... A mistake that you apparently wouldn't have done.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Well hello there sociopath.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

It is insane how detailed this game is!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How come you dont need college to be a paramedic? I'm just studyin to be one and its a four year school and a bachelor degree in finland.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

King Arthur is a Guy Richie movie! Guaranteed to be good.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Source?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0