Best Day Ever
Every time I get off the phone with my IP.
Firearms Friday
my mom gave her cat a sweet hair-do & sent me a picture.
My mom sends me pictures of her cat sometimes. This cat has the patience if a saint.
Clever girl.
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MRW I jump into a stranger's car, thinking it's my friend's identical car.
Fallen Princesses
Bangers and mash! Bubbles and squeak! Smoked eel pie! Haggis!
Neature
Here's something. Guess what this little invention is?
MFW my wife comes home early and catches me pampering myself.
What a cute little derp he is...
Not that Imgur cares...
Who can guess what this is?
Sometimes, I'm reminded of the wonderful simplicity of social interactions between men.
Are you guys looking forward to Thursday?!?
scheduling death
recently married. Amidst all the corny heart & flower stencilled card fronts, this was our favorite.
In my work's very compact and always busy parking ramp
Tried to take a photograph of some fog.
When I fall asleep at my desk, only to be awakened by my erection hitting me in the face.
island of dolls. mex. part dos.
When I let my wife cook the steaks.
I'll bet you 50 upvotes that you can't guess what this appliance does.
Time to party like it's 1999!
Happy Hump Day! Just putting my hump in the oven now. Anyone care to join me for dinner?
Whoever came up with this idea, fuck you.
With a 'stache and voice like his, a duckface is OK
island of dolls. mex.
Before we talk about Beiber, listen to Craig Ferguson on ridiculing others. (Link below)
Scumbag King.com
ASIAN PEOPLE LOVE GOLF
Imgur is just like Santa's workshop, except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
"Double Bagging"
Someone on the Friskies marketing team has been using the internet lately...
An Imgurian getting ready for a date.
MRW my wife comes home unexpectedly early and catches me trying on her makeup.