CanadianWhatever

80 pts ยท March 6, 2015


But she has such a beautiful smile!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Ques-ca-fuck?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Viral ad attempted?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some diabetics do take pancreatic enzymes, too! lol This is a silly time to try and be literal, though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idea how hard that must be on you. I can't even imagine having a kid with it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're doing the work of an ENTIRE organ all on your own. It is scary as shit. And as a nurse who is well versed in diabetes, I have no...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Be kind to future you, because current you and future you deserve it. Do future you a favor and do those menial tasks.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In my case, I have to call BS. He expected a gourmet burger after delivering what would equate to a dry hamburger bun.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best cat tax I've ever seen haha

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This f? I can't read it, but fucking whatever. Substance misuse doesn't define you, this new journey does! Keep at it. Fucking good for you!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: most of the population does not have the receptor on their cells required to contract the virus. Many are now immune

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And residential schools in Canada ended around the same time...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Take charge, throw her around a bit, and be bossy. Compliment. Moan. Seriously, moan. It's encouraging.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Need someone to talk to? Hi.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If she is a good nurse, she will treat her like every other patient.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rural hospitals tend to have a high turnover rate. It is cheaper to pay nurses more rather than hiring and orienting new nurses all the time

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Usually two days then two nights followed by four days off (though the first day off is a sleep day where you are coming off from nights)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Depending on where you are located. Babies can be born feet first in appropriate settings with experienced birth teams and suitable mothers.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My aunt was as well. It is a skill that died out with the institutionalization of birth when we went away from midwives

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Well hot damn. I have a nurses bladder and a dozen wine glasses. Hold my dyhydrogen monoxide!!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His tail tripled in size

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favourite is when I cover up and the baby decides they're going to whip off with no warning, uncovering everything.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I need one.. any in a ridiculously large size?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here, &

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wut

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Newborns should not be sleep trained fyi

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

How much insulin is he on?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am laughing entirely too hard at Shamadinger

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I am not a referee"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0