CapablePlatypus

402 pts · February 14, 2023


It’s Ore-again, not Ore-a-gon.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kitchen sink is a tap on any part of the neck to turn on.

I look like an idiot slapping other kitchen sinks and I hate it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god this comic literally taught me this just now and now I have to go deep clean the cups after looking at a video on how to.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone who has had a horrible case of Lyme Disease, try not to freak out too much. It looks like it wasn’t on long.

For those who think they know Lyme, the rash will only show up in 40% of cases.

My Lyme was not caught until way later, which made it worse. Early intervention helps.

I did not ever get the rash. My first symptom was getting ill more often, then I got arthritic joints, then I took a hard fall and the swelling was much beyond normal.

You’ll likely be fine.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Last original Nintendo IP was Dragalia Lost. They shut it down permanently and tried to delete its existence. I miss it.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? My mother just let my siblings and I burn like bread on a fire pit

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band…

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This needs more upvotes and my child doesn’t even speak yet

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Number 6 with the fortnite is photoshopped. In case people were actually wondering.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yay! I also love seeing my family’s home. Super underrated.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oml, watching a beardie late at night get it on so hard that he passes out. Dude’s living the life lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another beauty standard I can’t hope to achieve, plus the time commitment.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We spent $3000 on vet bills after just adopting our boy cat. The shelter called him quirky, but it turned out to be food allergies and being mentally unstable.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We honestly talked about this same thing this year when we found out the new insurance we painstakingly picked may not cover the care team I had already been seeing, but my old insurance would not cover the birth center I want to go to. Now we are fighting for every bill that passes through because I am not giving up and I had been reassured multiple times that my hospital is covered. A total shit show.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice art doll, who made it?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asian Lady Beetles I guess is their actual name

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my corner of the world there are also Asian Ladybugs, which look a lot like Ladybugs, but they are little biting bastards that flock in droves to your home when it gets even a little bit cold.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s called kangaroo care and any parent/grandparent can do it. It is especially encouraged for preemies, leading to more positive outcomes.

It is even encouraged with newborns.

Just an hour a day of skin to skin care for months can help babies throughout their lives.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! It honestly almost started my super villain arc because I love my dad to death. I was on my honeymoon across the world at the time and my mom just kept it secret until after he woke up so I wouldn’t come home. It was rough.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

My dad almost died to a strain of flu last year because many sick people refused to wear masks (this happened to be during a trip to Europe). He had gotten encephalitis, forgot how to speak English (his second language) and was dying on and off for 3 days.

Half a year later, he still isn’t right and his memory is fading more than it was before.

Take masks seriously.

2 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 3

I believe in you. When I went to college, there was a 65 year old student.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That seems more like an outdoor or runaway cat than a stray. Please get the cat checked for a chip before claiming the cat as yours. Strays are usually scrawnier and not as friendly towards people. If it has no chip, have at it.

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I am pregnant too and my cats are obsessed with stepping on the belly so bad.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

As I always say on these posts, the bird is masturbating, not dancing

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Their tongues feel dry and leathery. It’s really nice and kinda tickly on the hand if the beak isn’t tearing your fingers off.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Starkid is so good

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My man prefers me spooning him. He sings the Kollektivet “I Wanna be the Little Spoon” song

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finally an accurate title for the masturbating bird meme

2 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 4