Being an adult working full time isn't all it's cracked up to be
Stimulate your senses
Appropriate response?
Just a cute little seal sunbathing on the beach
Coming back to work after the Holidays.
What time is it?
Save the children!
If this makes it to FP there will be a baby hippo on FP
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Jupiter: [to Asteroids]- "I'm bigger than you and higher up the gravity scale. Get in my gravity well!"
"It's not a glitch, it's a feature..." -Ubisoft
Nonsensical Life Quotes
Thanks
Mmmm, the drip......
Hot Cross Puns(dump)
Kid was on some other shit.
oh so that's why my package is late
Anyone been here?
These animal facts are 99% accurate.
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A day in the life of Justin Timberlake
Are you stupid?
Saw my ex at a bball game with a new guy tonight.
When you're a grown up but still a baby at heart.
Dad of the Year Award