CaptLongDick

39018 pts · April 19, 2016


If you get this to the Front Page, I’ll send you a picture in nothing but my cowboy hat and boots, on my tractor, drinking a beer, with a pretty desert background.

You should never put your ass in the glory hole....trust me on this.

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He’s watching Homeward Bound and it’s the part with the turkey

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Bahaha this is my favorite scene in the movie. I haven’t been able to find a gif of it, thank you!

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Did you find a new fetish?

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They care about the dumb shit

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Who the fuck is X and why do I give a shit about his tattoos? He looks like one of those stupid mumble rappers

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Whale, that was unexpected.

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Thanks @OP. That cop showed no remorse at all. “I wasn’t texting, I was looking at my phone” what a joke

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Source?

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Unless it’s OP’s Mom, she’s got more practice than all of us.

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Thank you. Anyone who calls them clips should not own a firearm

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lived in Rockport for a while. Whataburger is the shit

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No, but the best part of me ran down the crack of my mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

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TMI =Three Mile Island if anybody was wondering

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When I'm in the shower and my wife walks into the room

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her coworkers

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