CaptainEightBall

772 pts ยท May 8, 2017


ow oof owie my boNes

Come to Daddy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you had protection

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd condoms ruin sex for you, buy better condoms.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Turn yourself in for the money and chips!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always write every single step of your proofs. You'll burn through graph paper but you'll always find your errors.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

17 cats? Unless you have a farm that's straight up animal hoarding.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over some dog's, right? Heheheh, WRONG.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mediator between the head and hands must be the heart

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"A friend who works for Nintendo" okay I spent my entire childhood hearing that, so I'm always going to call bullshit

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

A+ shitpost

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE GREATER GOOD

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

OOOH NOOOOO IT'S A SNAAAAKE

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never a Superbowl without the usual "hurr I hate sportsball" circlejerk. Get over yourselves.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

My Reaction When

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the greatest champion if ever there was one!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Plenty of Erik's, but never any Eric's.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But he's Black.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There sure is a lot oh pho-gatekeeping in the comments here

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The room probably smells like cotton candy and battery acid

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"You have to eat ALL the eggs." "Why are you doing this?"

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Rrrrrrrockjaw. You must roll the R."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHO LIVES IN CANADAAAAAAA

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What I picture when I hear Michael Buble sing "Santa Buddy".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

93 babies unite!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I didn't say fudge.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a Bostonian I approve of this

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sussed?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0