I woke my roommates cat up this morning
Best Match I've ever had.
Join Tinder they said, it will be fun they said.
Christmas Selfies eh?
Just got a text from my ex saying she met my other ex.
MRW I found out CaptainFumbles was still available.
Sometimes I find some pretty neat stuff in my line of work.
Sent this to my boss yesterday after spilling some soy sauce.
Feels good looking at completed work.