74634 pts · September 19, 2014
Texan by choice - Imgurian by the grace of Hydra
I do.
“Jane, you ignorant slut.” Literally the SNL phrase that pops in my head, every time I see your username. Not sure why…
Toffee hammer, for when you deserve a little treat. (Like after “organizing your hammers”)
Psychology!
That username is the best!
He ended up being a nerd at the end of the movie.
If your transmissions got you down, or your motor falls apart -
Dy-no-mite!
NAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW, just kidding - he won’t be remembered.
No, I wasn’t 18 yet!
Past post says her name is Ellie.
I haven’t had a Lone Star since the last I was at Gilley’s. I was in the fourth grade.
Titty twister.
I have to lace the spokes to the flange of the hub after I bolt the flange of the hub to the hub flange, and then attach the sprocket to the whole contraption- I THINK!
This guy seems like the kinda good guy to distract the kids, so the wife can enjoy a nice bowl of ice cream.
PUNCH BUG!!!!
Cause @OP ‘s mom didn’t raise no dummy. NoHo Hank is the shit!
It’s TheNorthernAlex of Imgur! TheNorthernEricson, even! v
And John Whitmire - human thumb lookin Mayor of Houston.
v
“The pictures. I like every one.”“What do ya mean, there’s a bunch.”“EVERYONE!”
You shall not sad! v
Hodor, or something. Never saw the Lord of the Rings
I do.
“Jane, you ignorant slut.” Literally the SNL phrase that pops in my head, every time I see your username. Not sure why…
Toffee hammer, for when you deserve a little treat. (Like after “organizing your hammers”)
Psychology!
That username is the best!
He ended up being a nerd at the end of the movie.
If your transmissions got you down, or your motor falls apart -
Dy-no-mite!
NAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW, just kidding - he won’t be remembered.
No, I wasn’t 18 yet!
Past post says her name is Ellie.
I haven’t had a Lone Star since the last I was at Gilley’s. I was in the fourth grade.
Titty twister.
I have to lace the spokes to the flange of the hub after I bolt the flange of the hub to the hub flange, and then attach the sprocket to the whole contraption- I THINK!
This guy seems like the kinda good guy to distract the kids, so the wife can enjoy a nice bowl of ice cream.
PUNCH BUG!!!!
Cause @OP ‘s mom didn’t raise no dummy. NoHo Hank is the shit!
It’s TheNorthernAlex of Imgur! TheNorthernEricson, even!
v
And John Whitmire - human thumb lookin Mayor of Houston.
“The pictures. I like every one.”
“What do ya mean, there’s a bunch.”
“EVERYONE!”
You shall not sad!
v
Hodor, or something. Never saw the Lord of the Rings