CaptainMilkshake

74634 pts · September 19, 2014


Texan by choice - Imgurian by the grace of Hydra

I do.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

“Jane, you ignorant slut.” Literally the SNL phrase that pops in my head, every time I see your username. Not sure why…

4 days ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Toffee hammer, for when you deserve a little treat. (Like after “organizing your hammers”)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Psychology!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

That username is the best!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He ended up being a nerd at the end of the movie.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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If your transmissions got you down, or your motor falls apart -

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dy-no-mite!

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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NAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW, just kidding - he won’t be remembered.

2 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 15

No, I wasn’t 18 yet!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Past post says her name is Ellie.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I haven’t had a Lone Star since the last I was at Gilley’s. I was in the fourth grade.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Titty twister.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have to lace the spokes to the flange of the hub after I bolt the flange of the hub to the hub flange, and then attach the sprocket to the whole contraption- I THINK!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy seems like the kinda good guy to distract the kids, so the wife can enjoy a nice bowl of ice cream.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PUNCH BUG!!!!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cause @OP ‘s mom didn’t raise no dummy. NoHo Hank is the shit!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s TheNorthernAlex of Imgur! TheNorthernEricson, even! v

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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And John Whitmire - human thumb lookin Mayor of Houston.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

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1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“The pictures. I like every one.”

“What do ya mean, there’s a bunch.”

“EVERYONE!”

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You shall not sad! v

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hodor, or something. Never saw the Lord of the Rings

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