CaptainObv

31953 pts · March 30, 2012


I am a man of science and a man of action. I like grapes.

Charger in the car, cable in my bag :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he Asian? Is it Jim?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I've only been dealing or playing poker every day for 8 years but never once have I heard anyone call ace king 'Anna kournikova'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually it's just spiders georg covered in 100000 spiders

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20 career red cards, once attacked officials and a cameraman during a game

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Lizards gonna lizard.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he died like last November?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Addiction to using common phrases incorrectly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Island in the maldives apparently

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine ended up looking like a bunch of hipsters tried to force wordplay:

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

In your endo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/t/trailer%20park%20boys There you go bud.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bad toys bad toys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do When they come for you?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They're like £40 in the UK...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The steak in the post is done medium well, so ns has a point. Then you 'correct' him by explaining what medium rare is for some reason.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You, hahaha!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Medium rare and medium well are two completely different levels of cooking, ???? love when people with less knowledge call others out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ach nein! SIE sind hier!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Probably because you spend all your time sleeping

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... and whenever a customer talked back to me, I beat them with a set of jumper cables. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ahem.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NO REMIX (dat url)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did you do with the remaining 24 hours and 42 minutes of energy?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not been on imgur in a while then

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't think that will bother the braille guys, they tried to skate a solid glass skateboard once.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Singapore! You have to pay for the right to even own a car, looking at waaay over $100k to own a crap runabout

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0