CaptainSatire

1871 pts ยท November 21, 2012


He seems to have a soul. I am confused.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

As some1 who worked in retail during uni, sure, cool. As someone who sometimes shops... dis ain't true. Sometimes it makes ppl more dickish.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gesundheit.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yoga to be kidding me!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*Enhancing intensifies*

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Come at me, BRO. Whatchu gonna do bout it... just kidding, just kidding. Sorry. PSYCHE! What, mc-FC-caw? Come at me."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a donkey, no need.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Australian, fuck yoursel... oh, he fell down, I'm safe. Brilliant. Carry on.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't get it. But then I got it, and was mildly amused. +1

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... no different than a vote for labor. Sex party. Huzz-ahhh.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The devil's lettuce.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Sex party. Huzzah! (A way to solve nothing but at the least not directly contribute to assholes maintaing power).

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

wat.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But bitter divorce!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It means 'happiness.'

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I just woke up, and chortled. Kudos.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's fucking satan like?

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

HowFortunate.

13 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Classic Todd.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Racist.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Your dog is cute and boss as fuck.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...teapot?

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I don't even like beer but this is awesome and now I kinda wanna beer.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well then we shldn't be angry at him, but the society that's allowed him to be. Or, u knw, jst b mre constructive with our energy, generally

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If so... well played, child troll. Well played.

13 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Who's on first?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That iceberg looks like a giant, angry wizard who's ready for battle.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WANT A DOG WHO KNOWS HOW TO INTERNETS!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0