Y'all need jesus.
Guys! My local strip club did the thing!
Mrw when I walk in to a grocery store.
I found Mexican Justin Long.
The search begins.
:)
Secret Santa delivers.
Tranlator.
Mrw when I reset the modem and router at the same time.
Poop Selfie
Daily C & H.
this popped up in my news feed on fb. ppl are twats.
Happy holidays.
MRW I forget to add water to my Top Ramen.
Bush did nothing wrong.
Mrw i get new glasses after the last ones were 2 years outdated.