Captaincuttlefish

141903 pts ยท December 6, 2015


Not even the red lanterns would take him, hell the black lanterns wouldn't even take him.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Downvoting for lack of a source, while I do truly do think these words did come out of his mouth in some manner without a source this could be deepfaked

15 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Propaganda for the children

3 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Group of freedom chickens

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

At least 20

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pizza hut, snes game rented from blocker buster, earned enough points for a free bag of popcorn when checking out.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She needs some heelys

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

At that point why not simulate the war so you don't fuck up the planet more?

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Just really happy to be in a skirt

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Please!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

localized tornado ripped the pole from the rest of the pole

2 weeks ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Reminds me of liero

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do I get texts like these from a girl? Yes. Is that girl my wife? also yes.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Freedom chickens

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We call those puppy purrs

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your snail might be a little under the weather

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I had a co-worker who had a false eye, and his eye socket was a bit wonky so his eye would sometimes flip around. He had an Italian flag on the back of it. I was probably the only person who didn't freak out and got to tell him "hey your flag is hanging out"

3 weeks ago | Likes 281 Dislikes 4

Manned wolf which isn't even a wolf but a type of fox.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Narration

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a deer, rabbit would be smaller pellets and not nearly that much.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I don't wanna be with you" by ENXChaCha

4 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ah yes asking the Republicans to hold the Republicans accountable, apparently the Republicans found that the Republicans did nothing wrong.

4 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Hes doing surgery on a grape

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0