CardeasIV

44165 pts ยท May 21, 2020


"I hate to break it to you, but that ship has sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean."

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

might have stronk, call bondulace

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for to gods for (still fuck no, thanks, tho)

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep...She also did take a dirtbiker in...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pudge origin story? Like it got dark around the hospital part

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

huh? It doesnt even hurt a little tho, just foam, i always questioned if it even helps, how can it do that crap too

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear grid coordinates

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mean...look at that absolute unit...that is not athletic wild lynx to hunt, it looks like it might get winded going to the couch

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

We all know it was Five

3 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Youre so close...but youre hating on the people living in the system rather the system that makes us feel like this

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

he kinda describes god from the Daniel Radcliff angel tv shwo...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep it is. It didnt have enough speed to not have that trajectory, the water explosion is off and the sound is way too loud and way too immediate for that distance

4 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep it is. It didnt have enough speed to not have that trajectory, the water explosion is off and the sound is way too loud and way too immediate for that distance

4 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wonder how does this protect from lions and leopards? The other stuff i get, but wouldnt lion like dismount you with one jump and then eat you off of the ground? Do they not like food that touched the ground, not knowing the five second rule? Or are their brains short circuited like "that dude is in tree that walks, i cannot attack him" not realiying you can just body slam the sticks and its raining men? Hallelujah?

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a proud member of the microwave oven society, i find this VERY offensive

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Calm down, Marge

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Forgot the rating, -3/14

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure thats face i make when i shit myself, as opposed to the fart i was expecting

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe the correct phrase used was "MOTHERFUCKER THATS CALLED A JOB"

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Especially when blowing up sun was like..."just throw the stargate into it lol"

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I love how he turns to camera like "please help me"

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Sounds like whole lot of "make sure it stays the right temperature" business to me

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost all of them, solid 5/7

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am telling you, if dude digs deep enough to find a Balrog using a spoon, the Balrog is going to be the scared one

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Homo sex is sin...romans? ROMANS? I mean they DID introduce the opposite gender into sex games, but were just as gay as greeks

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quick rub with a baseball bat could clean up the other stain as well

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1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean if she can she could

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

HELL YEAH...WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS! And...massive poverty, children deaths, illiteracy...oh wait...

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Would make them just revoluionists, just overthrow the establishment you dont want and put in your friend...so the CIA checkes ouut since the guys were out of town

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