Help me re-home my cat in the Brisbane area, please!
Found out that the woman who bullied the crap out of me and my co-workers at my old job has been stood down without pay.
My girlfriend's oven is having a bad day.
Mother accidentally ran over and killed her 5-year-old son in my hometown. Imagine living with that for the rest of your life.
No wonder the English language is considered one of the hardest to learn.
"Hur dur I'm a human, I go peepee standing up, contemplating super important human stuff."
"Barry, is this what happens when you buy the cheapest imported beer they have?" "It sure is, other Barry."
Clint Hyndman
Chicken Nugger
Safety pins inside safety pins. Safety pinception.
This is a nice glass. It'd be a shame if something... happened... to it.
D&D Storytime - A Tale of Betrayal
I feel like this sums up an Australian summer pretty well.
The world will become doge.
I made a gif of Troy's sad "huzzah" from the dungeons & dragons episode.
Hey everyone. This is Talin and she will run in circles until she can barely stand up any more.
One of my favourite 4chons.
Repost of one of my favourite longifs.
He spent so long figuring out if he could, he never stopped to wonder if he should.
This has been in our staff room for years, and no one knows why.
Moderately lucky.
"Dive face first down this escalator, it'll cushion your fall entirely because science!" "I see no other potential outcome."
"I have no idea what I'm doing."
Hodor.
I do like penguins and stuff.
Welcome! Shoes off, please.
I paid for a professional illustration of my D&D character because I can't be trusted to make responsible financial choices. This is Carger. Link to artist in description.
Talin has received some troubling news.
Visited an animal shelter a few weeks ago.
Most internet commenters.
Remmick
MRW I realised it was warm enough to sleep under just a sheet.
Nomad
Time for bed, I guess.
Booty had me like...
I like trains.
Fucking savages.
Look up and live.
Very tab. Such deal.
A deliverer makes a delivery to a deliveree.