Carpedicks

5794 pts ยท February 25, 2014


General zombie practitioner. Tv ninja. Caffieneaholic. Freelance pop culture junkie. I mostly use mobile and my phone is an asshat so I'M SORRY IF MY COMMENTS POST MULTIPLE TIMES!

Sounds like a smidge of depression

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Brooklyn 99

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Its a protein shake!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too buddy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know you but I'm proud of you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh my goooooddddd

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im sorry that happened to both of you guys.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know them but I love them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like there are some people its ok to be a Bitch to

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on me, I bought them all individually. I have all of the list except 3 maybe 4

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work at a dispensary in WA. Stay strong my brother we got this!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That doesn't excuse him being a dick to other students though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey man, good luck out there. I dont use my Journalism degree but I hope you do!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tripped and fell on my 1st date with my boyfriend. Its been 4 years and I still want to die when he brings it up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 minutes!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Voltage!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the next line is got no clue what I should do but I go crazy if I can't get next to you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a store manager same. GTFO I don't want to be around your germs!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I forgot how much I loved this joke

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello friends!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't think I would like it so much but holy shit! I haven't even progressed very far in the story line!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

See I thought gay sex

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! My work is a gym and its wonderful

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is when multiple of his organs were failing and he was dying. He is better now

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm from the Westside, went to school at Central and then lived there for a year. I was NOT prepared for last winter

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0