CatShadowleaf

19455 pts ยท November 18, 2022


27 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After my first mammogram, I got a letter (an actual paper and ink letter, through the US mail) warning me I had dense breasts. My best friend couldn't stop laughing. He still likes to bring up "the densest tiddies in the Southeast".

30 minutes ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone know where I can watch this without paying the corporate overlords?

41 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we hate on Pierre instead of Clint? Pierre is the real villain.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, so not that far off then!

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've seen a lot of "Mars"ing today and still have no fucking clue what anyone is talking about. I thought it was a new derogatory nickname for Musk at first, but I'm starting to suspect I was wrong.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

This is why I also lost interest.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At the very least guys (who like tiddies) have thought about what it is like to have tiddies and to be able to play with them whenever they want.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'ma be honest, if I could get a full 8 hours of good solid sleep I would trade a week of sex for it.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not only that, but they passed a law that if you have to get your ass pulled out of a flash flood, you are charged for the rescue.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why they're arresting all of these protesters, so they can sentence them to the new free work force - prison.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All of my writing goes on paper first. It gets the first edit as I type it up on my computer. Then comes the constant picking at it for the foreseeable future.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now they have more cameras and they wait for you to hit felony $ range before arresting you.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ferngully!

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Let's face it, this is not new tactics for the US. We've done this before.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a beautiful plate, Terry. Thanks!

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's lying because he can't even make it through video game tutorials without paying someone else to play.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Back in my day kids were supposed to go fuck off until the street lights came on. But now they call CPS on people like my parents.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

It WAS a very sharp knife...

6 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You forgot the after photo, OP.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rule 1 of handling a firearm is always treat it like it's loaded.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thank dog I was afraid that nobody else would post Ranma

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 Tip 1: don't put a gun against your partner's anything

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

There was a E-6 IT in the Navy that I knew. He was hinky, but I was very young and naive and didn't know how to connect the dots. After I'd left the service, I found out that he'd been arrested for CP and trying to sell classified hard drives to the Chinese. I wonder which they found first sometimes.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, now I'm crying.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's canonically a huge, silly flirt that gets tons of play. There was a screencap on Reddit yesterday of this grandmotherly woman asking if she could pet him and then calling him "blue velvet".

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#43 This came up at the exact right moment and now I can't stop laughing.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(sound on)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0